CRYPTOBRO

We are crypto degens who chose the dark side — fueling web3 projects.

We witnessed the BCash fork that almost flipped BTC.

We mined ETH on RX580s.

We bagged 100x on Flow.

We shorted SOL at $5 during unlocks.

We held UST on Coinlist.

Our accounts got banned by Coinlist.

Still waiting for new reviews from Ian Balina.

We sold ETH at $30.

We bought mountains of shitcoins on Bittrex.

Survived every pump and dump since 2017.

Once believed NEO was truly a promising blockchain.

We witnessed the BCash fork that almost flipped BTC.

We mined ETH on RX580s.

Farmed every hyped drop.

DeFi summer? We were there. Golden times.

ICO boom? Oh, to relive those golden days. The gains were insane.

Lost count of how many times we tried to sell at the top.

From when KYC on exchanges wasn’t mandatory.

We installed cold wallets to store BTC safely.

We’ve watched the industry grow for 8+ years.

We were ambassadors too—shoutout to GoldFinch!

We ran nodes, and our Solana node is still paying the bills.

We degened on meme coins until AI agents took over the hustle.

Farmed every hyped drop.

DeFi summer? We were there. Golden times.

Our DEVs are still cooking the website.
It’ll moon soon, stay tuned! 🚀

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